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All Deviations


Just to clear things up:
Students: Folly, Trudly, Michael, Wes, Rui, Jovi (bah. I ran out of names)
Reath, Ferma, me, Tech, Serria, Kira (Champion-Koga :D) par
Teachers: Ein!!! :D Venus, Miror B. (and he's a lot of things) Lily, Eldes\i\

"Not you again!" the principal, Evice barked. "I thought I banned you two idiots after you burned
the school rules!" "It'so facto we were pretty drunk." replied a blonde, about 17 name of Folly
had said back. Folly was accompanied by Trudly, who also had blonde hair, but noticalby darker-toned
hair. "....... You are assigned a dorm, but you must be with new subordinates, Autumn and Kira.




Welocme back to Citadark Acadamey."

Folly knew pretty much everyone in the school. Except Autumn (who looked more like a Naomi thanpar
an Autumn) and Kira. Naomi had long, harvest gold hair, and sweet, hazel (or a large mix of colors) eyes. Kirapar
had shorter black colored hair, and black eyes (I'm just guessing. I heard your name andpar
you sounded like this). par
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Naomi looked up when she heard a crash. There was Folly's foot, straight through her door.par
"There's a knob, stupid." Trudly opened the door with his hand, like any sain person. "Uhh...."
sorry about the door. My friend is a dillweed." "Why would you be? That is Lol shit, dude.
"I'm Kira. My friend is also a dillweed." "My name is Naomi. Call me Autumn and you die.
"My name is Folly. Call me my real name and you get a fate ul worseul than death!" "Good! We understand each other, lol." "What's your real name?"par
"Yeah. What is your real name?" asked Trudly, who hadn't said anything in a while. Folly's voice dropped to
a whisper, grumbling "Raymond Alexis". Trudly looked at Kira and Naomi for a long, nerving moment.
And that's when Trudly fell to te ground, laughing. Folly, embarassed, walked out of the room
Once Trudly looked up, he ran after the person who he'd been with since five years of age.

Trudly just couldn't help but laugh at that. Nobody in Orre had classy names, nor did anyone ulbi have ulnoneb0i0 a real name.
For example, there was Cail in the hallways. Trudly knew that Cail Anderson was NOT a real name. Same as when Trudly knew
when he met Folly that couldn't be his name. As he had asked him the day they met: 'What kind of moron names their
kid  Folly ?" Folly had just said "That ain't my real name. Man, if it were, my parents are dumber than they look."
par
Which was completely the opposite of how it should be. In Folly's opinion, his parents were idiots for spending par
time with money, and not time with their child. Their ONLY child. So, when they were talking that day, Folly told Trudly why
he left Sinnoh to come to Orre under the name Folly. Why he ran away from such a beautiful region to such a shitty one.
Trudly explained where his parents were. "Don't our parents even CARE that we're missing?" "Feh. My dad's in a federal prison, and I don't
know where the hell my mom is."
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*CAIL TIME XDDDDD* par

"Yo, Ein? Can we talk?"

The black-haired scientist looked up, without the slightest care about what he said.
"I got this new girlfriend, and we wanna have a baby. Her name is Kira, and"
"And you want my blessing?" Ein said, actually turning around with interest.
"We want instructions O_o" Kira said, behind Cail. "You should go ask your genius blonde friends."


*in dormroom*
"Dude, we wanna have a baby, but we don't know how." Cail repeated to Folly. "Just do what come naturally!"
"You mean....eat pudding in the shower?" "Your doomed." Folly went over and picked up the phone.
"Hi, library refrence desk? I have this er..friend who wants to know how people have babies."
After a while, Folly's normally sea colored eyes, (silver and cuerelean, to be exact. I've always wanted eyes like that), were more
cicrular and his pupils were smaller. "It's gross."

----Health Class-----

Kira sat next to Cail, both having the same look Folly did earlier.
Everyone else was, including Miror B. (he's the health/PE teacher) was asleep, not really paying attention
to the SEX ED movie (they SUCK BALLS). Everyone woke up after the movie, except B.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZ" Michael clear the back of his throat, waking B up. "Huh? What? Oh. So, class, now's
a great time to plant cucumbers. Now let your teacher go back to sleep. I've got a f*cking hangover."


Folly and Trudly held back every urge to burst into laughter.


Which was a complete faliure.

*teh following week*
"Naomi, I think I'm gonna have a baby. I ate lemons and kethcup the other day."
Cail, who was five rooms away, shouted a "YEESS!!!!!" five rooms away

To be continued!
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:clap: I finished it! One would think it'd be for drama, but it's more of your classic anime, slap stick humor/vilonce
(Translation: One'd think it be deep, but it's more stupid comedy)

Oh, Champion-Koga! You're carrying Cail's baby! *MAJOR HINTAGE!!!*

Oh, yeah. Later on there will be Jail and Dancedance shipping! Enjoy!

Serria and Tech- :iconminty-fivestar:
Pokemon- Nintendo!
Me- Me (O_o)
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~CHAMPION-KOGA:iconCHAMPION-KOGA: May 8, 2008, 10:34:22 AM
:hug: Yay!

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John Cena:*to JBL* If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have been thrown out of the building last week. Like if it wasn't for that chili I ate today I wouldn't have been in the restroom for three hours.
~GaleofDarknessgirl:iconGaleofDarknessgirl: May 8, 2008, 6:49:50 PM
I thought you'd like it!

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Although I may never meet you, talk to you, or kiss you, I want you to know: I love you. With all my heart.
~CHAMPION-KOGA:iconCHAMPION-KOGA: May 9, 2008, 6:15:39 AM
:hug: I do. :-)

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John Cena:*to JBL* If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have been thrown out of the building last week. Like if it wasn't for that chili I ate today I wouldn't have been in the restroom for three hours.
~GaleofDarknessgirl:iconGaleofDarknessgirl: May 9, 2008, 5:12:16 PM
Trudly: Good! Heheheheheh..... she wasasleep, so I answered her comments today!

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Although I may never meet you, talk to you, or kiss you, I want you to know: I love you. With all my heart.
~CHAMPION-KOGA:iconCHAMPION-KOGA: May 10, 2008, 8:29:00 AM
Me:*raises eyebrow*

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John Cena:*to JBL* If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have been thrown out of the building last week. Like if it wasn't for that chili I ate today I wouldn't have been in the restroom for three hours.
~GaleofDarknessgirl:iconGaleofDarknessgirl: May 10, 2008, 5:48:33 PM
Me: Okay, you had your fun! SHOO!
Trudly: FINE! Folly, let's go drink some beer.
Folly: Then let's go drive a car!

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Although I may never meet you, talk to you, or kiss you, I want you to know: I love you. With all my heart.
~minty-fivestar:iconminty-fivestar: May 10, 2008, 11:12:52 PM
XDDD This is so funny! I like how you give love to Folly, Trudly, and Cail especially. ^^ They need more attention, yes they do.

Can't wait to see the next part~ (dances with anticipation)

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Things will be all right in the end. And if they aren't, then it isn't the end.

Love always. :heart:
~GaleofDarknessgirl:iconGaleofDarknessgirl: May 11, 2008, 4:55:29 AM
OOOO! A dancer! :3
Well, I'm writing this. And thank you for letting me use Serria and Tech!

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Although I may never meet you, talk to you, or kiss you, I want you to know: I love you. With all my heart.
~CHAMPION-KOGA:iconCHAMPION-KOGA: May 11, 2008, 9:51:43 AM
Me:I can see how this is going to end.

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John Cena:*to JBL* If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have been thrown out of the building last week. Like if it wasn't for that chili I ate today I wouldn't have been in the restroom for three hours.
~GaleofDarknessgirl:iconGaleofDarknessgirl: May 12, 2008, 4:59:56 AM
*car explodes before both can get in*

Me: Phew.
Cail: WTF?

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Although I may never meet you, talk to you, or kiss you, I want you to know: I love you. With all my heart.